As a red-haired, freckled Irish-American, I wish to spread some St Patrick’s cheer today with some really corny jokes, my favorite type.

Question: Why did the leprechaun go outside?

Answer: To sit on his paddy-o.

Question: What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball ⚾team?

Answer:  Shortstop.

Question: What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?

Answer:  Brag-pipes 

Question: What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?   

Answer: Lucky Charms

Question: Why do leprechauns hate running? 

Answer: They’d rather jig than jog!

Question: What should you say to someone running a St. Paddy’s Day marathon? 

Answer: Irish you luck!

Question: Why couldn’t the leprechaun pay his bar tab on St. Paddy’s Day? 

Answer: He was a little short!

This blog is dedicated to my son, Patrick O’Callaghan Wilds, named for his great, great grandfather. :D